Utterances

http://hatshoe.org/utterances.html

Content:
"Utterances in a residence former


 * Touch not the thermostat or be yourself evicted.


 * Steal not the margarine nor the popsicles.

(I don't know what this means. This appeared on a sign in the kitchen)
 * "Do not fry + somk foods"


 * Heat not the heater; let the heater heat.


 * This."

Clues:
HTML notes: [nothing]

Clues: "somk" is possibly a misspelling of smoke.

Chain: Heat not...- I Didn't

This- Knowbody